Storyline
A daft doctor concocts an offbeat scheme to make millions after he happens upon a method of turning cremated human remains into diamonds. But when the sawbones hires a pair of hapless thieves to collect the raw material, a string of calamities ensues in their insane efforts to pilfer the ashes of prominent and historic figures. Tippi Hedren, Bronson Pinchot, Richard Moll and Joan Van Ark head the cast in this inky morality yarn.
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Bronson Pinchot
Bergerac De La Houssey
Tippi Hedren
Eleanor Kelly
Darin Heames
Lulu
Leo Rossi
Augustine Garza
Timothy McNeil
Dr. Simon Lockbuster
Richard Moll
Detective Jackson
Joan Van Ark
The Hemingway Diamond
Joseph Ruskin
Quentin Leeds
John Churchill
Detective Grubbs
Tuesday Knight
Lil
Van Epperson
Arnie Crump
David Ripley
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