Inspector Chu is an idiot to rival Inspector Clouseau. After he fails to catch a car-park full of thieves he is demoted to the missing persons squad, only to be faced with the kidnapping of the son of the star of a TV cooking show. Inspector Chocolate bungles the case, fails to dance the tango and interferes with the Miss Hong Kong pageant in his attempts to solve the case

Michael Hui Koon-Man
Insp. Chu Goo Lik

Anita Mui
Kiu Kiu

Ricky Hui Koon-Ying
Egg Tart

Sibelle Hu Hui-Chung
Mrs. Lam Mei Mei

Roy Chiao
Captain K.W. Kiu
Cheung Lai-Ping
Apple/Insp. Man

Michael Chan Wai-Man
Imposter of kidnapper
Lo Jun-Man
Mrs. Lam's elder son
Lo Jun-Git
Mrs. Lam's missing son

Sandra Lang
Ms. Aberdeen

Tai Bo
Jesus

Dennis Chan Kwok-San
TV producer